Once Upon a MooMoo: Charcoal Black (Part 2)

Any reservations had the queen may have had regarding the truthfulness of the personal trainer's narrative were dispelled as she saw the portrait that was presented to her. "How fitting that Charcoal Black should die in the exact same manner as her mother did!", chuckled the queen to herself. Thus having laid her heavy burden to rest, the queen rewarded her trainer handsomely and continued on with her vain and insignificant existence.

Charcoal Black, on the other hand, had fled the castle in a hurry, after stopping to collect her magical tadpole, who was her bestest friend in the whole wide world. Together, they ventured into the enchanted forest to hide from her evil stepmother. Tired and hungry, Charcoal Black was about to give up and resign herself to the fate of being eaten by wild animals, when the magical tadpole gave a sudden exclamation and pointed to a little house in a small clearing with his tail. Delighted at this magnificent stroke of luck, the couple made their way into the little hut, which appeared to be inhabited, though it was at present, empty. To their astonishment, they saw seven little chairs around a circular table, with seven bowls and seven sets of cutlery laid out neatly.

Famished, Charcoal sat down immediately and began to eat one of the bowls of steaming hot fish head beehoon that was so conveniently set out on the table (author's note: i'm craving for fish head beehoon now la, so don't question my choice of food in the story k):
*The sole purpose of this picture is for the instant gratification of my craving =P*

After finishing her delightful meal and feeding her magical tadpole (author's note: i have NO idea @ all what a tadpole eats... so use your imagination), a wave of lethargy fell over Charcoal Black, and before long, she found that she could barely keep her eyes open. She wandered to the back of the little hut, where she found a cosy little bedroom containing seven little beds. Exhausted, she fell onto one of these beds and soon drifted off into a deep sleep.

Some time later, she was awakened by her magical tadpole whispering in her ear: "Sshhh... someone's coming!" Alarmed, Charcoal Black immediately jumped up from the bed and tried to hide herself under the small bed. However, she was just too big to fit into the small space and had effortlessly managed to get herself stuck under the bed. Just at this moment, a shadow fell across the room, and as Charcoal Black prepared to scream, another voice screamed before her. "Help help!! It's the chocolate monster from the swamp!! I'm going to be dieee~!! DIIEEEEEE!!!!!!" Charcoal Black was so freaked out by the blood curdling scream that she let out a copious amount of gas through her bottom (i.e. fart), which knocked out her magical tadpole for about fifteen minutes. Thus expelling the extra gases in her body, acquired through the fish head bee hoon she had earlier on, she finally managed to get herself out from underneath the bed. As she straightened herself, she was astonished to find herself face-to-face with a dwarf:

Charcoal Black hastily reassured the terrified dwarf that she was no chocolate swamp creature and proceeded to tell him the horrible chain of events that had brought her here. The dwarf, being a coward, immediately ordered Charcoal Black to leave, for fear of the evil queen's wrath should he be caught harbouring a fugitive. At this juncture, the magical tadpole (after recovering consciousness) intervened on Charcoal Black's behalf and looked at the dwarf like this:The dwarf, who had not noticed the presence of the magical tadpole till now, gazed into the expressive eyes and immediately fell in love with the magical tadpole. Thus, it was agreed that Charcoal Black could stay for as long as she liked, provided that the magical tadpole stayed too.

The dwarf turned out to be an exotic dancer at a local pub and worked mostly at night. He spent his days cultivating his hobby: collecting wigs (a necessity since he's bald). Now, as the threesome cohabitted over some time, Charcoal Black and the magical tadpole began to discover an amazing fact about the dwarf. They were initially quite surprised that the tiny hut contained furniture for seven people when the dwarf was evidently the only inhabitant. As the days went by, however, they started to notice weird behaviour that the dwarf exhibits ever so frequently, and they realised with quite a shock that he had a mutiple personality disorder. As such, there were actually seven entities co-existing in his body and they were soon able to tell the difference between the seven entities through the wigs that the dwarf wore.

The Princess

The Queen

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007