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1.) Fine: This is the word women useto end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm beforethe storm. This means something, andyou should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end infine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, notpermission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually aword, but is a non-verbal statementoften misunderstood by men. A loudsigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of themost dangerous statements a women canmake to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you;do not question, or faint! Just say "you're welcome".

8.) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying F@!K YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaningthis is something that a woman hastold a man to do several times, but isnow doing it herself. This will laterresult in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.

Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.

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